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About The Ten Kenyan Commandments PDF Print E-mail

The greatest contribution to the fight for the Proposed New Constitution is finally here.
 
Heartstrings Kenya comes back again with the blockbuster hit that will revolutionize the way Kenyans treat the Ten Commandments. Heartstrings Kenya will explore what would have happened if Kenyans were the ones who would have been in the desert being given the Ten Commandments by God.
 

 
This unforgivably funny and brutally hilarious original comedy will treat Kenyans to a society that has given rise people who think that one MUST be wrong to do anything right.
 
This rib-shattering comedy will be told through a story of a man, Anthony Mitambo, who went to get a death certificate for his late wife. This was for the reason of inheriting the massive wealth that his wife had. But someone in the Ministry of Registration wrongly inserted a third name in the death certificate. Mitambo’s journey in his search for the person who inserted the contentious name takes him through the whole country’s bureaucratic systems. Hilariously he will go through the weirdest culture shock ever seen.
 
Knowing Kenyans, they will always find a way of adapting everything to suit their needs and wants. Legally or illegally. In the desert they would most certainly have found a way of shortcutting the Ten Commandments to sound like Ten Suggestions, Conditions, Rules, Obligations, Commitments, Terms, Agreements, Requirements, Purposes, Considerations, Implications etc etc.
 
This has caused us to view life in a very awkward way. Kenyans have ended up being so corrupt in their quest for shortcuts and favours. We believe that nothing can be gotten straightforwardly and rightly.
 
Comedy:          TEN KENYAN COMMANDMENTS
Concept by:      Dan Ndambuki aka Churchill
Directed by:      Sammy Mwangi and Victor Ber
 
Dates:              21- 31 July, 1 August 2010                 
Times:             6.30pm Weekdays, 3 & 6.30 Weekends
Venue:             Alliance Française
Tickets line:      0721 608 656
Charges:          500/=

 
"NEWS MADE IN KENYA" PDF Print E-mail

Heartstrings Kenya is back at it again with an original comedy that will define comedy yet again as it is.

It is unarguably the most authoritative weapon that destroys in masses.

It has been used to change causes of life

It has been used to shape the most controversial opinions in this generation.

Deaths and lives have been gotten through it.

As a country, we gave birth to it but still, it has the privilege of deciding when the world will end.

Everybody is its slave and they are the masters

The masters are "THE MEDIA"

 

 

 

 

 

For the first time the comedy masters Heartstrings Kenya will take on these masters of destiny and hilariously tell Kenyans how it (The Media) has managed to make and break all of us.


Comedy:                   NEWS MADE IN KENYA

Directed by:              Sammy Mwangi and Victor Ber

Conceptualized by:   Dan Ndambuki aka Churchill

 

Dates:           23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28 March  &  7, 8, 9, 10, 11 April 2010

Times:          6.30pm weekdays, 3 & 6.30pm weekends

 

Venue: Alliance Française

Charges: 500/=

Tel: 0735 745541

In this comedy starting 23rd March, it will surely come to the surprise of all that we drink, eat, belch, vomit, breathe the Media.


 

 

 
'KENYAN 2010 RESOLUTIONS' - Meet the cast PDF Print E-mail
This is the entire cast from the entertaining perfomance.

Anthony Ndung'u - able and experienced
 
 
Phelix Jalang'o - funny and entertaining
 
 
Joan Kanja - humble and noble
 
 
Sam Kihiu - fresh and crisp
 
 
Anthony 'Peter Marangi' Kinuthia - cheerful and colourful
 
 
Larry Asego - "Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it."
 
 
Maina Humphrey - Large print
 
 
Gitau Mitambo - spick and span
 
 
Nancy Wanjiku - effective directive
 
 
Ruby - Gongoozleable
 
 
Sammy Mwangi (Director) - Mugwump
 
 
Carol Ngorobi - in town with the brown
 
 
Maina Olwenya - maverick
 
 
Robert Munene - Hemidemisemiquaver
 
 
Vicky Muthiora - two cakes!
 
 
Dan 'Churchill' Ndambuki (producer) - supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
 
 
Victor Ber (Director) - Baba Africa
 
 
Ken Waudo (producer) - legendary
 
 
Marion Wambui - ululation stimulation
 
 
Caro Tharau - judiciary
 
Victor Ber becomes a father PDF Print E-mail

Victor Ber, one of Heartstrings Kenya's directors has been blessed with a bouncing baby boy. His name is Africa Ber, remarkably named after our beautiful continent wealthy of diverse cultures. Clearly, Victor doesn't cease to be creative even in the maternity ward.

His love, Ann Kamau who also happens to be one of Heartstrings Kenya's most exciting actresses gave birth at the Nairobi hospital at exactly 8.30am on 20th January 2010. "I am very excited. So very much excited!" said Victor after the delivery. "He cries so beautifully that I don't want him to stop."

Congratulations Victor. We now have one more member in the Heartstrings Family. May God bless you and your new born child.

 

Victor Ber, Heartstrings Kenya Director 

 
About the Kenyan 2010 Resolutions PDF Print E-mail

In the most hilarious way, Heartstrings Kenya will start off the year 2010 with this hit comedy that will shape how Kenyans must look at their New Year resolutions.

In this comedy, it will not matter whether Kenyans have made their resolutions or not. For those who have already made them, we will hilariously give them new ones. For those who have not, they will wish that they had made them because it will already be too late to make them.

Through this comedy we will show how Kenyans finish off their years not knowing that their New Year resolutions were in someone else’s hands. This original comedy will reveal whose hands they are.

 

 
 
 
Directed by:                  Sammy Mwangi and Victor Ber
Conceptualized by:     Dan Ndambuki aka Churchill
Dates:                            19th - 31st January 2010
Time:                              6.30pm weekdays, 3 & 6.30pm weekends
Venue:                            Alliance Française de Nairobi
Charges:                        500/=
Contact:                         0721 608 656


 

 
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